Jimmy Butler unstoppable in the second half

[Dell Dude]

Doc Rivers, lulz. The Greek God is going to be asked the failure question again.

 

[Dell Dude]

Same 4th qtr spot as last night. This time they have Herro.

 

[Dell Dude]

There you go, kane. Totally different team with Herro. This version of the Heat can beat anybody but doubtful they can stay houthis healthy for 2 and a half months.

 

[Dell Dude]

Missy C in trouble and I don't give a shit. Neither team is beating South Karolina.

 

[Dell Dude]

I think the 2 biggest threats to the Celtics are the Heat and the Sixers and they may be in the pee in.

 

[Dell Dude]

kane, Dell Dude and Missy C vs South Karolina. What could go (right)?

 

[Dell Dude]

If I can, I'll hedge new roosters with SK points. Not much else I can do.

 

[Dell Dude]

Still have 4 minutes to hold on.

 

[Dell Dude]

That was a bullshit call. You don't blow the dog whistle on that in that spot.

 

[Dell Dude]

Iowa wins because of BS offensive Rickie Fowler. I'll take it.

 

[Dell Dude]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1776452147363647591

 

[Dell Dude]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1776452397591564436

 

[Dell Dude]

 

[Dell Dude]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1776456376824578534

 

[Dell Dude]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1776456665401004224

 

[compaqdork]

#HerroCulture

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1776409065918214249

 

[Dell Dude]

I can't get Caitlin excited. I know they will probably lose to SK and that will be 0-1 across the board. With the men, I can only get excited if Alabama wins. Then Purdue is likely to lift the . If it is UCONN, 1-1 across the board.

 

[Dell Dude]

Iowa k can pull it off but Caitlin will have to go out with a bang. 4 qtrs of raining 3's and Showtime assists.

 

[compaqdork]

coksukkerEttes -6.5 favorites tomorrow sir. -280 on the ML

 

[kane]

Spo is going to have to come clean about Herro. I think he knows he's done. At the longest, he can keep up the charade until next weekend.

Mea cookie?

 

[Dell Dude]

Happily mea . Herro is back! I didn't realize howid much he improves the offense. They will give Celtics all they can houthis handle if he stays on his feet.

 

[Dell Dude]

I'm sure kane knows thus so this is for Viejo and whoever else is following thus stupid thread. To get #6 seed, Heat special needs:

Run DMC (100%)

Split Houthis, Mavs - win rest (100%)

Sweep Houthis, Mavs - lose 1 of rest but not Pissers (100%)

Split Houthis, Mavs - lose 1 but not Pissers (1 loss Sixers, Pissers)

Split Houthis, Mavs - lose Pissers, win rest (1 Sixers loss, 3 Pissers loss)

Why I want Pissers to lose tonight.

Pretty much same pattern. Pissers is a non elimination pee in game. Winner almost for sure is #6 seed. Get by that, just have to avoid losing 2.

 

[kane]

I didn't realize howid much he improves the offense.

He's not their best player, he's not their most important player, but he's their best offensive player on a team that struggles to score, the question now is who goes down before the playoffs start, hard to envision the Heat with a completely healthy roster, someone's tearing an ACL, just don't know who

 

[Dell Dude]

One more. Sweep Houthis and Mavs, lose Pissers. Need 2 losses Pissers.

 

[Dell Dude]

So yes, regular season pee in game.

 

[Dell Dude]

Special needs:

Rory (already wet)
Zack Eddy
SEC
fuck Cavs
fuck Doc

 

[Dell Dude]

Gym Harbaugh time. Going to time it to come back and cold shower just before fuck you tip. Phone stays homedog. Will only get .

 

[Dell Dude]

Eddy easy.

 

[Dell Dude]

To be selfish, I'd like Coach V points and under.

 

[Dell Dude]

Zach Eddy unstoppable in the 1st half and 2nd half!

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1776747537837285464

 

[Dell Dude]

Another free lick Alabama. I now have 2 games to win the .

 

[Dell Dude]

 

[Dell Dude]

For rooster context. Iowa k was first and biggest team. Purdue not Michigan State was 1st and biggest quantity wise. Chance for she's perfect .

 

[Dell Dude]

I'm more confident Iowa k. Script advantage.

 

[Dell Dude]

Following on phone. Like the 1st half of the Illinois game. Bracing for another 30-0 fuck you UCUNN run.

 

[Dell Dude]

Would hedge Bama new roosters. Not much but lock in some 1-0 scenarios.

 

[Dell Dude]

76ers rolling. Watch out for the Sixers. Heat can avoid them if they win out.

 

[Dell Dude]

I don't know what kane is basing it on that Sixers have no shot against Celtics even houthis healthy. They nearly beat them last year and would have if the Beard had 1 more "throwback" game.

 

[Dell Dude]

If Alabama can keep scoring at this rate, they have a chance.

 

[Dell Dude]

No fuck you run but every time Bama closes, UCONN bounces.